We have questions, too, but we’ll answer yours first. Seriously, clucking read these before you email me or you’ll hear me cussing you under my breath while explaining to my IT guy my need more storage space on the mail server. Many clucking thanks. 😉

Will this fit me?

Probably. Check the product page details for specs on the specific garment you have your eye on. Measure something you already own and compare numbers. Adjust accordingly. And hey, while we’re on the subject of sizing – don’t get all caught up in what size you think you should be wearing versus the the size that will fit they way you want it to – wear what you want – it’s just a letter on a label without a standard, don’t let it define you…you are not standard.  😉

What if I ordered the wrong size?

It’s cool – email me within 3 days of package delivery to see if we have any more in stock. If so, return the unworn shirt and I’ll send you the adjusted size. If we’re temporarily out of print and you want to wait, cool. If we are permanently out of print, that would suck, however, we’d be happy to swap for a garment of equal or lesser value. We can’t have you wandering around topless. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

Do you have anything without chickens on it?

Yes. Yes, I do. If you’re from The County, check these out.